He’s not quite as cuddly these days, what with all the brain eating. Check it OutĮven Pat the Bunny isn’t safe from a zombie outbreak. In fact, you should probably keep it away from any kid that you hope will grow into a normal adult that’s not addicted to reddit. The Avenging Narwhal Playset is not a toy for kids who love cuddly things-it’s more of a toy for kids who love impaling. But maybe people would appreciate them more if there weren’t so many other cute animals to love… like baby seals, and penguins, and koalas. Who said narwhals aren’t cute? They are so cute! Okay, narwhals are kind of funny looking, what with that giant horn growing out of their faces. Constantly adding to their death toll, Roadkill toys frequently rolls out new victims like Twitch the Raccoon, Grind the Rabbit and Pop the Weasel. Each Roadkill plush comes with a death certificate and presumably a bright future as a sociopath.

Stop encouraging your kids NOT to play with dead animals they find on the side of the road and let them play with a rotting raccoon.

My First Dictionary contains hilariously inappropriate definitions and examples like “Evidence is something that gets you in trouble. Expand vocabularies and corrupt minds at the same time with this vulgar not-really-for-kids dictionary.

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